Question by Russian T: How Much Is A Barbie Doll?
A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, “How much is Barbie?”
“Well,” she says, “we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for .95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for .95, Barbie Goes Shopping for .95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for .95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for .95, and Divorced Barbie for 5.00.”
“Hey, hang on,” the guy asks, “why is Divorced Barbie 5.00 when all the others are only .95?”
“Yeah, well, it’s like this … Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture …”
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Answer by Im so cute its insane
thats funny :]
star4 u!
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hahahahaha good one!!!!
Lol, funny.
Barbie is such a goldigger.
haha
I liked that one! lol
lol
hahah thats funny!!
A divorced barbie for you…………
Newez was good 1
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HAHA!
I once was holding the shop for my uncle who sold 2nd-hand stuff on a market – a guy came up and asked me the prices of the bikes my uncle was selling – he pointed at one bike and to his question I answered “50 guilders” (at the time that was about 25 dollars) – he pointed at another one and I said “30 guilders” – then he pointed at a 3rd bike “And how much is that one?” – my answer: “1000 guilders.” He said “WHAT?!?!?!” – I said “Yeah, that’s MY bike and I still have to get home.”
lmao….funny and sooooo true….star for you
lol.
Great one! lol
Star for you! ^_^
I liked it a lot – funny too! Keep them coming Russian T.
Have heard the joke before and it’s still funny!
I love it!!!
Thats a funny one!
lmfao
Now I know why you are still a bachelor
lol thanks again Russian t for making me laugh
hehehe..and i bet divorced Ken is 10.95, because his heart was broken